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EXP-001 / NONNA-PRIMEFILE
APPROVED

Lasagna Nuggz

#stuffed#italian#saucy

Dr. Nuggz layered ricotta, sauce, and noodle into a single dippable orb. The lab smelled like Sunday for nine straight days.

  • Three-layer ricotta core holds shape at 412°F
  • Marinara injected post-fry to preserve crunch
  • Approved by Igor on the 17th attempt
LAUNCH: 2024-08-12Extreme nostalgia
EXP-002 / SUNDAY-GRAVYFILE
APPROVED

Meatball Nuggz

#loaded#italian#saucy

A spherical meatball wrapped in golden crust. Dr. Nuggz claims the recipe came to him in a dream involving his grandmother and a tiny catapult.

  • Hand-rolled core
  • Parm dust applied at exit
  • Pairs with Vault sauce #4
LAUNCH: 2024-09-03
EXP-003 / DIPPED-IN-CHICAGOFILE
TESTING

Italian Beef Nuggz

#dippable#chicago#beef

Slow-braised beef and giardiniera sealed inside a crunchy shell. Designed to be dunked in au jus without structural collapse.

  • Au jus chamber under construction
  • Spicy giardiniera variant pending
LAUNCH: 2025-Q1Sleeves at risk
EXP-004 / RED-SAUCE-OPERAFILE
APPROVED

Chicken Parmesan Nuggz

#stuffed#italian#cheesy

Crispy chicken, mozzarella core, marinara halo. Dr. Nuggz wept the first time it held together.

  • Double-breaded shell
  • Molten mozz pocket
  • Basil dust optional
LAUNCH: 2024-10-21
EXP-005 / TUESDAY-PROTOCOLFILE
TESTING

Taco Nuggz

#loaded#tex-mex#spicy

Seasoned beef, cheese, and a crunchy shell folded into a single, bite-sized rebellion against the taco form factor.

  • Crunch ratio at 87%
  • Crema injection still leaking
LAUNCH: 2025-Q2
EXP-006 / DRIVE-THRU-DESTROYERFILE
APPROVED

Cheeseburger Nuggz

#loaded#american#classic

A complete cheeseburger compressed into a single Nugg. Pickle, onion, mustard, american. Dr. Nuggz called it 'the smallest big thing I've ever made.'

  • Pickle stays crisp
  • Special sauce contained inside
  • No bun required
LAUNCH: 2024-11-15
EXP-007 / GREEN-FIREFILE
APPROVED

Jalapeño Popper Nuggz

#stuffed#spicy#cheesy

Cream cheese, jalapeño, bacon. Dr. Nuggz briefly set the east wing of the lab on fire perfecting the bacon-to-pepper ratio.

  • Bacon crumble crust
  • Cream cheese core stays under 140°F
  • Igor lost an eyebrow
LAUNCH: 2024-12-01Mild combustion
EXP-???FILE
CLASSIFIED

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#classified

Story redacted by order of Dr. Nuggz. Even Igor doesn't know.

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LAUNCH: UNKNOWNUnknown
EXP-008 / WING-NIGHTFILE
FAILED

Buffalo Ranch Nuggz

#dippable#spicy#failed

Sauce-to-shell ratio collapsed catastrophically. Lab carpet still stained. Sent back to the drawing board.

  • Shell dissolved at 4 minutes
  • Ranch separated
  • Will return — Dr. Nuggz vows revenge
LAUNCH: VOIDSauce flood
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